“Math Daughter Joke” 2015-02-13

i got a one hundred on my math test
i deserve an award for best daughter
i did my research and i'm not impressed
you can't get me to drink faucet water

i'll be so hyped if i get a new car
be patient and things will fall into place
excellent questions from panel so far
i too feel like floating in outer space

you're so cute seriously so so cute
i saw potential in you from the go
the blacker the beard the bigger they shoot
oh misty eye of the mountain below

leave me alone im trying to do work
moral of the story don't be a jerk